...you find you can't focus on whatever french new wave film they're screening,
....because the guy directly in front of you is too damned disconcerting with his home-cut mullet,
....the kind only seen in the bleachers at Wrestlemania,
...then, moviegoer, you've spotted the Santa Fe Reporter's film critic,
....Emiliano Garcia-Sarnoff.
I'll let The Screener explain it himself.
